While Grant is usually correct about most things that can be found on the internet, I have emphatically called bullshit on his whole "karma" (with the little air quote hand gestures, of course) philosophy. I mean, he's not always right...it's not HOLLY Berry, ya dingus. But I have to admit that this photo had me thinking twice for a split second:
You see, that douchey, Red Sox-red, used and/or leased 300 series with tinted windows and an awful license plate frame, belongs to Kyle Ciampa. Not only does Kyle drive a chick car, but he also drives like a chick. Oh, and I forgot to mention that the accident happened in a sunny Florida mall parking lot. Perhaps Kyle and his trashy midget guzzled down one too many at Jamba Juice, or were on a sugar high from their multiple shared Cinnabon treats, or simply digging in the seats for spare change or a dropped french fry -- I don't know. What I do know is that the photo above makes me smile.
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