Tuesday, March 12, 2013

As my friend Grant likes to say, "There IS such thing as karma"...


While Grant is usually correct about most things that can be found on the internet, I have emphatically called bullshit on his whole "karma" (with the little air quote hand gestures, of course) philosophy.  I mean, he's not always right...it's not HOLLY Berry, ya dingus.  But I have to admit that this photo had me thinking twice for a split second:




















You see, that douchey, Red Sox-red, used and/or leased 300 series with tinted windows and an awful license plate frame, belongs to Kyle Ciampa.  Not only does Kyle drive a chick car, but he also drives like a chick.  Oh, and I forgot to mention that the accident happened in a sunny Florida mall parking lot.  Perhaps Kyle and his trashy midget guzzled down one too many at Jamba Juice, or were  on a sugar high from their multiple shared Cinnabon treats, or simply digging in the seats for spare change or a dropped french fry -- I don't know.  What I do know is that the photo above makes me smile.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

We are baaaack!

We have taken a bit of a break from trying to recoup our money that Kyle Ciampa stole, but that break is now over.  We hoped that if we gave him some time to get a real job, rather than scamming people in fantasy leagues, or selling questionable items on eBay (Kyle's eBay page), that he would be able to return our money so that we could donate it to a local non-profit charity.  Obviously we gave him more credit than we should have because he has not reached out.  Instead he did find a troll-like, Jersey trash broad to mooch off of, and somehow talked her ma into starting a cleaning business with him ... check it out, I am not joking:  http://www.corporationwiki.com/Florida/Estero/touch-of-class-cleaning-service-inc/107862587.aspx

Our research tells us that he took an entry level sales position, with hopes of luring new or struggling business owners who are in need of fast cash, with a company called AAICF.  You can check out his professional looking website here:
http://www.aaicf.com/1283

That is all for now.  We'll be back with more on Kyle Ciampa soon.  Stay tuned...