As my friend Grant likes to say, "There IS such thing as karma"...

While Grant is usually correct about most things that can be found on the internet, I have emphatically called bullshit on his whole "karma" (with the little air quote hand gestures, of course) philosophy.  I mean, he's not always right...it's not HOLLY Berry, ya dingus.  But I have to admit that this photo had me thinking twice for a split second:




















You see, that douchey, Red Sox-red, used and/or leased 300 series with tinted windows and an awful license plate frame, belongs to Kyle Ciampa.  Not only does Kyle drive a chick car, but he also drives like a chick.  Oh, and I forgot to mention that the accident happened in a sunny Florida mall parking lot.  Perhaps Kyle and his trashy midget guzzled down one too many at Jamba Juice, or were  on a sugar high from their multiple shared Cinnabon treats, or simply digging in the seats for spare change or a dropped french fry -- I don't know.  What I do know is that the photo above makes me smile.

We are baaaack!

We have taken a bit of a break from trying to recoup our money that Kyle Ciampa stole, but that break is now over.  We hoped that if we gave him some time to get a real job, rather than scamming people in fantasy leagues, or selling questionable items on eBay (Kyle's eBay page), that he would be able to return our money so that we could donate it to a local non-profit charity.  Obviously we gave him more credit than we should have because he has not reached out.  Instead he did find a troll-like, Jersey trash broad to mooch off of, and somehow talked her ma into starting a cleaning business with him ... check it out, I am not joking:  http://www.corporationwiki.com/Florida/Estero/touch-of-class-cleaning-service-inc/107862587.aspx

Our research tells us that he took an entry level sales position, with hopes of luring new or struggling business owners who are in need of fast cash, with a company called AAICF.  You can check out his professional looking website here:
http://www.aaicf.com/1283

That is all for now.  We'll be back with more on Kyle Ciampa soon.  Stay tuned...

Judge Joe Brown and looking for Kyle Ciampa

In an effort to collect the winnings/entry fees that Kyle Ciampa stole from us (which we will donate to a local charity once Kyle Ciampa pays up), I sent an email to Judge Joe Brown.  In case you are not familiar, he is a big deal in the Chicagoland area (http://www.judgejoebrown.com/)
Last week I was contacted by the producer, who expressed interest in televising our case.  I provided her with all of the information we have on Kyle Ciampa (I even sent him an email with the producer's contact information), now all he has to do is agree to it.  Not only will they fly Kyle Ciampa from Naples to Chicago -- all expenses paid, but they will also give him $150 just for appearing.  If Kyle Ciampa has nothing to hide, he should have no issues with cooperating...right?

Football season is back! Kyle Ciampa must be salivating....

Good day to you, fellow football fans!  I am very excited for the NFL season to kickoff and am looking forward to Sunday-funday once again.  I believe that Kyle Ciampa is jumping for joy just thinking about the many opportunities to scam people out of money this season.  I would advise anyone who is considering joining a YAHOO! fantasy football league to NOT join one being run by Kyle Ciampa.  He will take your money, claim he never ran the league, and then follow up with emails filled with an annoying amount of inappropriate "LOL" remarks.

What else can I say? You suck, Kyle Ciampa.  You suck.

Coming soon -- MySpace!

We have saved the name for our newest Kyle Ciampa public service announcement on MySpace.  Visit us at

myspace.com/kyle_ciampa_untrustworthy

We'll be creating the Kyle Ciampa parody page soon with weekly updates.  

Come follow us on Twitter!

We'll be regularly Tweeting updates, so please follow us @kyle_ciampa_not

Help us by spreading the word about Kyle Ciampa!

Facebook update....

...and we're back!  We were down for a few hours today because Facebook had been asked to shut down our account because it was a fake profile, when in fact it was merely a parody site.  So we did and created a new one.

Better luck next time, Mr. Kyle Ciampa.

We are now on Facebook, too!

While I do not have much content on the Facebook page yet, I will be updating it with information and commentary on Kyle Ciampa.

Please search for us on Facebook and become our friend!

Just search for:

Kyle Ciampa-Untrustworthy

Kyle Ciampa is movin' on up!

A BIG thank you to all who have visited this site and our others.  We managed to get this blog to show up as #'s 8 and 9 on Google's first page when you search for Kyle Ciampa -- all in just over a week!

Kyle Ciampa now has a presence on Tumblr!

Please visit the new site dedicated to making the public aware of just how untrustworthy Kyle Ciampa is.

kyleciampa.tumblr.com

It will be updated soon.